GM Reveals the 2011 HUMMER Wee

Los Angeles, November 22, 2009 -- Ailing automaker GM revealed a radical new direction for its troubled HUMMER brand with the launch today of the HUMMER Wee at the 2009 Los Angeles Auto Show.

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The HUMMER Wee, according to GM spokesman Putney Shiphlick, "provides a winning combination of old-time machismo and trendy modern environmental do-gooderism".

Mr. Shiphlick said GM is counting on the HUMMER Wee to revive the moribund brand in the face of mass desertions by consumers in favor of smaller, more fuel-efficient vehicles.

"What we wanted to do," Mr. Shiphlick said, "was to create a version of the HUMMER that would keep its now classic, boxy, heavyweight styling, but with better mileage. So we scaled the whole thing down to 1/4 size and half the weight. Bing, a 28% improvement in mileage, making the HUMMER Wee competitive with a mid-size sedan such as the Chrysler Booty."

Powered by a 1.4 liter four-cylinder fuel-injected gasoline engine, the HUMMER Wee produces a respectable 98 horsepower at 5000 rpm, enabling it to accelerate from 0-60 mph in 10.2 seconds. Mr. Shiphlick said GM rates the model's fuel consumption at 21 mpg highway, 16 city, a vast improvement over the somewhat thirsty original HUMMER, which at 1.5 mpg highway, 0.5 mpg city generally ranked among the lowest in the full-size SUV segment.

"It feels really good to finally be producing an environmentally responsible product," Mr. Shiphlick said, "but at the same time one that's not going to deprive a driver of his or her masculinity."

Given the diminished size of the HUMMER Wee -- the model is rated for a maximum driver height of 4 feet 6 inches -- Mr. Shiphlick said GM does not expect vast sales of the HUMMER Wee, but sees the groundbreaking model as more of a public-relations device.

"It's the flagship of our new fuel-saving direction," Mr. Shiphlick said. "And if you happen to be vertically challenged, it's one hell of a sweet ride."

GM plans to release the HUMMER Wee to consumers in the spring of 2010. GM shares rose 2.3% on the announcement.

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor

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