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Articles	Views	Date
Politics: Hillary Vows to Press On in Face of North Carolina, Indiana Primary Setbacks	1472	2008/5/7 7:16
U.S.: In Lucky Coincidence, Errant Spy Satellite Strikes Osama	7493	2008/2/15 12:47
Politics: John McCain Politely Refuses Mitt Romney Endorsement	10374	2008/2/14 20:13
Politics: Candidate McCain Vows Not To Repeat Mistakes of 2000, 2008, 2012 Campaigns	5937	2008/2/14 15:06
Science: Actuary Diagnosed with Morbid Fear of Everything	6110	2008/2/13 16:54
Entertainment: Pledging "Fresh, Clean Start", Disney Clones Britney	6316	2008/2/13 14:01
U.S.: Irate Driver Inadvertently Flips Off Own Grandma	5914	2008/2/12 18:32
Sports: House Committee Members Star Struck at Roger Clemens Hearing	7019	2008/2/12 17:23
Entertainment: Study: American Celebrities Now Outnumber Fans	6673	2008/2/12 14:52
Politics: Jesus Endorses Obama; Four Horsemen Opt for McCain	11944	2008/2/8 16:45
Politics: In Quest for Conservative Credentials, McCain Burns Witch	3951	2008/2/6 18:49
Science: God Contrite About "Collateral Damage" in Huckabee Tornado Smite Attempt	26919	2008/2/6 12:31
Politics: Mitt Romney Secretly Prime Minister of Canada	3433	2008/2/5 19:52
U.S.: Nostalgic Bush Says FY09 Budget "Last Chance to Shaft the Poor"	12792	2008/2/5 14:55
U.S.: Citing Faltering Economy, Lawmakers to Forego Cocktails	3205	2008/2/5 11:50
Business: Ford, GM to Acquire Each Other	10284	2008/2/5 8:55
Politics: Poll Finds Some Americans 'Do Not Always Lie' in Political Polls	1880	2008/2/4 15:59
Politics: In Surprise About-Face, Bill Clinton Backs Obama	4976	2008/2/4 14:39
Politics: Ron Paul Sweeps Republican Primary Elections in California, New York	6068	2008/2/4 12:43
Politics: Cheney Offers to Stay on as Veep	1591	2008/2/1 16:34
Politics: Mitt Romney Campaign Sought HGH from John McCain Campaign	1280	2008/1/31 21:35
Entertainment: Ecuadorean Peasant Named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive	10159	2008/1/31 13:56
Business: Fed Chief Bernanke Ups Interest Rates 1.25% "Just To Mess With People's Heads"	4348	2008/1/30 16:46
Politics: Rudy Giuliani, After Florida Primary Defeat, Begs Rivals For Some Punishment	4149	2008/1/30 0:01
World: Rapture Delayed Due to 'Technical Issues'	5538	2008/1/29 20:16
World: Italy Pins Stability Hopes on Medfly	4204	2008/1/29 19:31
Entertainment: Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper to Make “Easy Rider Too: Cantankerous Old Hippies”	1948	2008/1/28 17:40
U.S.: Bush, Congress Make Headway on Electronic Stimulation Package	6934	2008/1/28 12:47
Business: Rogue Societe Generale Trader "Just Got His Millions and Billions Mixed Up"	4151	2008/1/28 12:19
Politics: President Bush Remains Mute Throughout 2008 State of the Union Address	2523	2008/1/27 15:44
Business: Stocks Tumble on Self-fulfilling Prophecy Fears	1599	2008/1/17 13:20
Politics: GOP.com Delisted From Google For Repeated Syntactic Errors	1507	2008/1/16 10:48
U.S.: Mike Huckabee Blamed For Surge in "Artful Dodgers"	1433	2008/1/15 11:51
Science: Cognitive Dissonance May Provide Cure To Non-Existent Global Warming	9165	2008/1/10 9:26
World: Al-Qaeda Hires Blackwater	10251	2007/10/30 10:52
Technology: AutoChat Fills the Solo Driver's Cell Phone Void	8452	2007/8/29 7:15
Business: Bush Backs Investment Banker Bonus Bailout In Wake of Subprime Crisis	11252	2007/8/22 7:09
World: China First With Citizen RFID Implants	5868	2007/8/16 13:04
U.S.: Treasury Sec. Paulson Calls Chain Letter, Lotto Buyback Cures to Deficit Woes	3840	2007/8/15 12:16
Politics: White House to Name Czar Czar	3873	2007/8/14 7:16
Politics: Ron Paul for President Campaign Hires Top Internet Spammer	8582	2007/7/5 12:16
U.S.: Alabama Governor Riley Asks Citizens to Curse Drought	6383	2007/7/5 7:40
Technology: Rod and Reel Method May Save International Space Station	7038	2007/7/4 13:16
World: World's Oldest Person Not Yet Dead	12220	2007/6/29 6:37
Politics: President Ron Paul Deported Under Ron Paul's No Amnesty Law	8050	2007/6/28 8:16
Politics: Sam Brownback Pregnancy May Put Squeeze On Presidential Bid	6542	2007/6/21 11:43
U.S.: Rogue Goose Foils Final Missile Shield Test	5103	2007/6/5 12:36
Business: Wal-Mart Goes Green: The New Wal-Mart Employee Emissions Reduction Program	5791	2007/6/1 12:52
Science: Study Suggests Soul Sale Obesity Panacea	6520	2007/5/31 11:45
Entertainment: George W. Bush to Replace Will Shortz as NYT Crossword Puzzle Editor	9581	2007/5/16 12:16
Science: Oil Exec Sequestration May Provide Answer to Global Warming	4217	2007/5/4 14:03
Science: California Scientists Map God Genome	10871	2007/3/1 18:58
Politics: Barack Obama Tops the Charts	6567	2007/2/21 12:46
Technology: Windows Vista Startup Music Designed on Macs	15130	2007/2/8 8:41
U.S.: Virginia Boy Scouts Stumble on Cheney's Undisclosed Location	9308	2007/2/2 11:49
U.S.: Texas Rings In New Clean Air Rules With Tire Fire	4911	2007/1/30 11:52
U.S.: Priest Caught Selling Absolution on eBay	5765	2007/1/25 13:34
Business: Ford Motor Company Preemptively Recalls 6.1 Million 2011 Models	12754	2007/1/24 12:23
Politics: Surprise Rapture Disrupts Bush's 2007 State of the Union Address	11394	2007/1/23 11:18
U.S.: Alabama Savant Invents Transistor, Cell Phone, Telegraph	4331	2007/1/20 12:12
Politics: 110th Congress Passes No President Left Behind Act	8224	2007/1/19 12:25
Business: Stock Markets Close as Global Earth World Planet International Buys All Shares	7136	2007/1/18 13:27
Science: Aliens Announce Completion of Human Observation and Research Program	7227	2007/1/18 13:18
World: Bush Sees WMD as Key to Fresh New Way Forward in Iraq	6578	2007/1/17 10:41
World: Ostrich Charged With Multiple Ostricides	4747	2007/1/16 10:34
U.S.: Serge May Not Be the Final Answer for Iraq, Bush Admits	3880	2007/1/12 13:50
Technology: Organic Windows Vista Virus Can Target Computers Even When Powered Down	12583	2007/1/11 12:54
Science: God Loses Dice	5725	2007/1/10 12:39
Technology: Lipodiesels Shine at 2010 LA Auto Show	4855	2007/1/9 11:43
U.S.: 3rd Iraq Study Group Report Calls for Iterative –Izations	3628	2006/12/7 11:42
Science: Archeology Report: The Armstrong Tautologies	5057	2006/12/6 12:49
Entertainment: Magician Disillusioned	6029	2006/11/22 13:36
Business: Digg.com Leaps Into Non-Virtual Worlds With Stickable Digg-its	5704	2006/11/20 13:33
Technology: Yule-Mate Takes the Pain Out of Christmas Gift-Giving	4727	2006/11/17 15:05
World: Greenpeace Renounces Nonviolence	4883	2006/11/16 11:46
Politics: President Bush 'Ownz' on Runescape	35755	2006/11/16 0:43
U.S.: Iraq Study Group Report Includes $25 Million Reward for Exit Strategy	9875	2006/11/15 11:17
Politics: Top GOP Losers Reconsider Suicide PAC	3757	2006/11/14 11:16
Politics: President Bush Nabbed In Effort to Alter Own Wikipedia Entry	7881	2006/11/13 12:15
Business: Wider Panama Canal Makes Room for Airbus A380	9753	2006/11/10 8:43
Politics: Ousted Karl Rove Takes New Job With Hugo Chavez	5324	2006/11/9 10:58
U.S.: Defense Secretary Gates Plans Major Offensive on Apple, Linux, Google	6623	2006/11/9 8:14
Politics: Bush Declares "Mission Accomplished" in 2006 House, Senate Midterm Elections	4576	2006/11/8 10:14
Science: Dark Matter Mostly Socks, Keys, Ballpoints	14164	2006/11/7 12:17
Politics: Bush Accuses Democrats of Also Lacking Plan for Iraq	3662	2006/10/31 14:24
U.S.: FBI to Test Televised Sting Operation with Who Wants to Be a Terrorist	5136	2006/10/31 12:30
U.S.: 10 Worst Ideas and Inventions of 2008	21629	2006/10/30 13:11
U.S.: This Year's Best-Selling Most Popular Number One Halloween Costume	7263	2006/10/30 10:05
U.S.: Mexican Border Fence Comes Up Short	5666	2006/10/28 8:25
World: Blair Seeks Ban on Habits	12437	2006/10/27 7:56
Science: Metalloids Depose Noble Gases in Bloodless Revolution	5543	2006/10/26 8:14
Politics: Bush Goes Virtual With Prez Pardons Website	2907	2006/10/25 6:51
Science: Turns Out God Doesn't Particularly Care About Humans	6344	2006/10/20 9:25
U.S.: Nuclear Device Destroys Crawford, Texas	3512	2006/10/19 17:45
Entertainment: Howard Stern Claims Fatherhood of Madonna's Malawi Baby	7172	2006/10/19 12:55
U.S.: God Rebukes Bush for Presumption of Blessing	3083	2006/10/14 9:34
Entertainment: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Defuse North Korea's Nuclear Ambitions	6928	2006/10/12 7:30
Politics: House Outlaws Computers in Wake of Masturgate	5680	2006/10/6 10:26
World: Fossilized Feces of Jesus Wreaks Havoc	33324	2006/10/5 9:33
Science: Horoscope Correctly Predicts Demise of Taurus	7121	2006/10/4 13:08
U.S.: TSA Bans Fuel	3544	2006/10/3 20:33
Technology: Bob Logger's Blogging Blog	3709	2006/9/29 9:20
U.S.: President Clinton Jails 938,000 Illegal Enemy Combatants	11602	2006/9/29 7:58
Business: Federal Minimum Wage Rate Reduced To Button	5926	2006/9/28 11:01
Politics: Donald Rumsfeld Resigns; Questions Linger	12802	2006/9/28 10:02
U.S.: Big Savings for Military Procurement Using "IKEA Model"	4459	2006/9/27 11:12
Politics: GOP To Issue Targeted Ballots To Illegal Immigrants For Mid-Term Elections	2498	2006/9/26 10:52
Politics: 19 Year Old Diebold Technician Wins U.S. Presidency	51759	2006/9/25 10:49
World: Former President George W. Bush Credited With Saddam Hussein Acquittal	8456	2006/9/21 9:51
U.S.: In Light of Recent Extinctions, U.S. Adopts Bald Beagle as National Icon	3981	2006/9/19 10:58
Science: Study Finds Human Brain Capable of Finite Number of Thoughts	8918	2006/9/18 7:33
U.S.: 47 News Helicopters Collide Filming News Helicopter Collisions	4918	2006/9/14 12:56
World: Nearly 21 Million Iraqis Not Yet Killed	20337	2006/9/13 13:11
Politics: Chronic Armpit Rash Source of George W. Bush Swagger	11008	2006/8/11 9:01
Science: Effort Underway to Improve Short Attention Spans of Americans	9783	2006/8/10 10:39
Technology: Livestock, Pets Harnessed As Important New Energy Resource	5207	2006/8/9 11:03
U.S.: President Frist: War on Indecent Exposure Will Be Lengthy	3185	2006/8/8 6:46
Politics: Social Networking Site Digg.com to Replace Traditional Voting in 2008 Elections	12061	2006/8/4 19:36
Entertainment: Mel Gibson to Change Name from Mel Gibson to Mel Gibson	16162	2006/8/3 7:06
World: Reentry of Shuttle Diplomacy Burns NASA	3469	2006/8/2 18:44
Entertainment: Miss Universe 2007 Pageant Won By Iittikkupt Wrttkkyl of 55 Cancri System	34659	2006/8/1 10:57
U.S.: Shoplifting Blamed for Federal Budget Deficit	3600	2006/8/1 7:05
Business: McDonald's, Seeking Greener Image, to Offer Sun-Dried Coca-Cola	6061	2006/7/31 9:31
Politics: President Bush Commences Hunger Strike for Improved Poll Numbers	5714	2006/7/30 16:18
U.S.: White House Identified as Source of Massive Issue Spam	4090	2006/6/8 13:07
Politics: Bush Calls for Constitutional Amendment Protecting Pandering	3854	2006/6/7 11:05
U.S.: U.S. Military to Reduce Iraq Troop Levels From 138,000 to 163,000	9065	2006/6/1 11:36
Technology: Former Congressman Tom DeLay To Help Debug Microsoft Vista	6177	2006/4/4 17:25
Technology: Motorola Unveils Naomi Campbell Signature Line Assault Cell Phones	8515	2006/4/4 11:13
Science: Electricity Found to Cause Massive Brain Cell Loss	9147	2006/3/24 10:18
Politics: Laryngeal Bleep Implant Improves Political Discourse	5327	2006/3/17 10:25
Politics: Right Clarifies Moral Confusion With Don't Kill Me Canon	5548	2006/3/15 10:22
U.S.: Tactical Nuclear Weapons Approved for American Consumers	7840	2006/3/14 8:44
U.S.: Taliban Strengthen Grip on People's Republic of South Dakota	5622	2006/3/9 11:43
Entertainment: Final Drafts of William Shakespeare's Manuscripts Found	8627	2006/3/7 9:53
Science: Most Studies Find Nothing, Study Finds	7052	2006/3/6 12:20
Science: Study Proves Universe Created By Committee	17505	2006/3/6 7:30
World: Paris Hilton Restoration Completed	12965	2006/2/23 12:50
Science: Genetic Designers Create First Manga Baby	28131	2006/2/23 8:34
Politics: Additional Abu Ghraib Images Surface	5770	2006/2/22 12:50
U.S.: Gay Anti-War Immigrant Shoots Friend of Vice President Dick Cheney	7398	2006/2/15 13:05
Politics: Cheney Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom	4741	2006/2/14 12:28
U.S.: NSA Wiretap Program Uses Innovative Router-Sniffing Spy Dogs	5726	2006/2/10 9:47
U.S.: Grover Norquist Drowns in Bathtub	5212	2006/2/9 11:41
Technology: Google WTF Search Delivers	6499	2006/2/9 9:27
U.S.: Playboy University Enrolls First Class of Coeds	14268	2006/2/8 14:17
U.S.: Rush Limbaugh Volunteers for Iraq Tour of Duty	5642	2006/2/8 8:06
World: Jains Decry Violent Depiction	5425	2006/2/6 17:35
Sports: Super Bowl Halftime Show Hits New Low	21113	2006/2/3 14:55
Politics: Boehner Rises Above Taint	3719	2006/2/3 12:57
Business: Top Spammers Launch Internet Bank/Pharmacy	6505	2006/2/3 10:41
Politics: Bush Withdraws Justice Samuel Alito's Supreme Court Nomination	4594	2006/2/2 15:32
Science: 6 in 10 Vampires Do Not Know Own Blood Group, Survey Finds	3959	2006/2/2 12:51
Politics: Democrats To Launch National Exorcism Campaign	3088	2006/2/1 13:01
Politics: President Bush's State of the Union Address Unusually Frank, Honest	44340	2006/2/1 9:48
U.S.: National Knife Association Attacks School Violence	3643	2006/2/1 8:07
World: Saddam Hussein Trial to Resume Tuesday, Barring Unforeseen Delays	9335	2006/1/30 15:40
Politics: Videotape Proves Bush White House-Trained First Puppy on U.S. Constitution	3944	2006/1/27 11:43
Business: Ford Motor Co., in Cost-Saving Measure, to Cease Automobile Production	7385	2006/1/26 12:22
Politics: Bush Denies Knowing Abramoff, DeLay, Rove, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Others	8095	2006/1/26 8:58
Sports: Kobe Bryant Clones Debut in 100% Kobe Bryant- Derived LA Kobe Bryants	10776	2006/1/25 11:50
U.S.: NSA Domestic Spy Team Wins US Stock Traders Challenge For 4th Consecutive Year	3780	2006/1/24 14:08
U.S.: Pentagon Beefs Up Iraq Troop Humvee Security With Baby on Board Stickers	4225	2006/1/20 13:42
World: Canada, Muddled By Seasonal Affective Disorder, Votes in Conservatives	4582	2006/1/19 16:30
World: Wingding Institute Awarded Nobel Peace Prize	4900	2006/1/19 13:01
U.S.: President Trent Lott to Add Agrarian Charm to National Mall	3409	2006/1/19 9:23
U.S.: New Creationism Law Flaws Diamond Markets	3725	2006/1/18 11:48
Business: McDonald's To Open First Lunar Franchise	6006	2006/1/17 8:42
Business: Struggling GM Launches Internet Casino	5898	2006/1/14 10:09
Entertainment: Xbox 360 Now Bundled With Republican Lawmakers	5309	2006/1/12 10:01
U.S.: Rocky Start for Iraqi Adopt-a-Highway Program	3861	2006/1/11 13:28
Science: New Year's Resolutions Not Often Followed, Study Finds	4215	2005/12/29 8:37
Entertainment: Jennifer Aniston Breaks Wind	12264	2005/12/22 11:07
Politics: Talking Points Delivery Mix-up Shakes American Right Wing	4403	2005/12/21 12:57
U.S.: Jack Abramoff Renditioned	4137	2005/12/21 9:27
U.S.: NSA Secretely Wiretapped Jesus, Discloses Senate Panel	4915	2005/12/20 10:57
Science: NASA Launches First-Ever Faith-Based Space Program	8695	2005/12/16 12:34
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