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Due to the highly advanced nature of the technologies involved in realigning the temporal matrix in our current time (your future time) in order to channel future (for you) news to our past (your present), a bi-directional network has yet to be consistently established. The crux is that we have no idea how this works. We do, however, think it's neat that it does, as historical records have proven. We might even win a BoJiggles Prize (you haven't heard of it yet, but trust us, it's big) for this scientific breakthrough (though, sadly, future news reports (for us) channeled back to our present time (still your future) give no indication that we have--yet).Our engineers are constantly exploring new methods for tweaking the space-time continuum, however. If you urgently need to contact the editors (although urgent is a rather moot modifier where time travel is involved), you may attempt to do so using the form below.
